An Ode ( I think?)

oh...! Hello Winter.

You made it.

Negative twenty-six degrees Celsius (-14.8F for any USies out there.)

Snow

Windchill

Nasty roadsalt kickback on the windshield (windscreen for the Aussies out there.)

Not wanting to use much windshield washer fluid, because using it all up means pouring more in. And did I mention that it's -26C out there? With a windchill?

AND, my personal favourite: nose hairs freezing together with every breath.

Thank you for appearing, Winter. And for dispelling any 'fear' I had of the existence of global warming.

Also, my crocuses are dead now.

Lovely fickle January.